David, the bass-player and back-up vocalist, joined UNZIPT after being in several bands who refused to carry him around on their shoulders after a successful show. Edgy, brooding and beautiful, David includes origami and penny-collecting as his hobbies. A true professional, he has yet to throw a temper tantrum at a public event. David is easily the most out-going member of the band, and ladies, he is currently renting-to-own a full-motion water bed.